User:Danno
From Rabid-Duck
- For the mildly fictional article on this sack of fail, see Danno. Or don't. I don't care.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse. |
- Name: Danno
- Age: 24 years
- Location: Limbo
- They call me Danno.
- My real name is Dan, obviously. I'm 23 and I'm either very interesting or incredibly boring depending on the day. I'm also the guy who started Rabid-Duck back in 2001 as a method to keep in touch with my friends when other forms of contact simply pale by comparison.
- I think I could be described as a mental defect, which is to say I laugh at tragic moments in movies (and occasionally life) and much of my humor consists of thinly veiled sexual abuse references laced with a little bit of misogyny.
- Okay, I'm kidding, relax. I'm actually quite possibly the nicest person you will ever meet, although I will make you go through hell before you figure this out. I'm often the go-to guy for advice and I keep a watchful eye on my friends so they don't self-destruct their stupid lives in as many dumb (albeit hilarious) ways as I have managed to myself. Every person listed here I personally care about, it's a brilliant bunch of people and I'm lucky to have them all.
- Not you, though. You go fuck yourself.
