IRC
From Rabid-Duck
IRC is, IIRC, a multiplayer patch for Microsoft's award-winning program, Notepad. It stands for Intarweb Rogering Channel or sometimes International Retards Chat. IRC is a system of chat rooms on the Internet that is famous for being the most popular alternative to Real Life. It is used exclusively by furries in search of prey. 45% of IRC players are computer "techs" of some stripe--system administrators, programmers, etc.--who are poop playing while they're supposed to be working. Another 45% (which partially overlaps the previous segment) consists of mental patients, especially schizophrenics. 92% of all IRCers think that they're smarter than everyone else, and would really rather be playing with themselves, if only they could bifurcate.
