Danno

From Rabid-Duck

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Gender	Male
Species	Human
Height	6'0"
Affiliation	Your Mother
Occupation	CEO of TechAngels Supreme overlord of Rabid Duck Fat nobody
Status	Probably Alive
Born	June 23, 1987

"He's probably gay."

-David Nelson

Biography

Danno is the questionably sane founder and administrator of Rabid Duck. When not sexually abusing nursing home patients or teaching children to mate with electric sockets, he is often found on IRC spouting useless nonsense that nobody cares about.

Depicted as a mental defect, Danno often enjoys humor laced with thinly veiled sexual abuse references and mild amounts of misogyny. Often times he is prone to panic attacks and fits of rage wherein he threatens the elderly with such actions as tearing out their colostomy bag and wearing it as a hat while doing the macarena or splashing ice water on the homeless in the middle of winter while spitting out racial epithets.

He was once quoted as enjoying having his ballbag tickled by a retarded girl with a cleft pallet.

Danno should be avoided at all costs for he poses a danger to himself and others. Use with caution.

Enemies List

Danno’s Enemies List is the informal name of what started as a list of Richard Nixon Danno's major political opponents compiled by some drunk guy. It should not be trifled with.

1. Arnold M. Picker
2. Alexander E. Barkan
3. Ed Guthman
4. Maxwell Dane
5. Charles Dysone
6. Howard Stein
7. Allard Lowenstein
8. Morton Halperin
9. Leonard Woodcock
10. S. Sterling Munro
11. Bernard T. Feld
12. Sidney Davidoff
13. John Conyers
14. Samuel M. Lambert
15. Stewart Rawlings Mott
16. Ron Dellums
17. Daniel Schorr
18. S. Harrison Dogole
19. Paul Newman
20. Mary McGrory
21. Jane Fonda
22. Barney Gumble